Who Needs Light In The Dark? (Humour)




A guy on a date parks his car and gets his girlfriend in the back seat. They make love, and the girl wants to do it again almost instantly.
They end up doing it a second, a third and a fourth time, until the bloke needs a rest and ask his girlfriend to excuse him as he needs to take a leak. While out of the car, he notices a man a few yards away changing a flat tyre. He walks over and says, “Listen, my girlfriend’s over there in my car and I’ve already given it to her four times and she still wants more. If you give her one for me, I’ll change your tyre.
The lucky motorist readily agrees, climbs into the vehicle and begins shagging the insatiable girl. While he is at it doggy style, a police man shines a torch through the window. “What do you think you’re doing there?” he asks the man, who replies, “I’m making love to my wife.”
The police man looks bemused and says, “Why don’t you do it at home?”
The man answers, “Well, I didn’t know it was my wife until you shone  the torch on her.” OMG! lol!

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4 comments:

  1. Do you believe something exactly like this could happen in real life?

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    1. hmmm!i'm still trying to picture the whole scenario..lol!

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